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Kind of awesome. Serena holds up Dan’s iPad with her blog on it next to her face, going live at ten, in front of the taxi… But it’s blank! 404! Everybody goes into a giant fucking meltdown, like the paparazzi are crying and Serena’s screaming at Internet God and Dan’s like, “This is so weird” and Lily’s on the phone with somebody — like, whatever person it is when your blog doesn’t immediately publish, you know, that official person in charge of that — and then it’s just this screaming riot of people hurling their smartphones at the sidewalk and climbing up onto the taxi and shaking it from side to side. Rufus punches a lady on a bicycle, Lily kicks a dent in the car door, Serena pulls her dress up over her head and sets fire to her purse. Dan spits in the face of his iPad.
Upstairs, Nate looks demonically at his publishing software, having successfully deleted Serena’s blog from the publishing queue. He receives a thank-you email immediately from the address “Gossip Girl” and sighs. Biggest click he ever clicked.
Jacob, TWoP-
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