December 2011
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Set Fire to the Rain
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just finished the downton abbey christmas...
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Merry Christmas everyone! :)
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best christmas EVER
Me: Man, my throat is KILLING me.
Mom: Let me look at it…ohmygod, you definitely have strep throat!
Me (on the phone with my bff): So, guess what I got today?
BFF: I don’t know, what?
Me: Strep throat!
BFF: …and you’re excited about this -
Me: Uh oh. I just licked all my coworkers’ Christmas cards this morning.
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OG's @ Work
Loud Lady on the phone (obvs. from NJ): I JUST HAD KNEE REPLACEMENT SURGERY AND I NEED THERAPY.
Me: Okay ma’am, we do physical therapy here.
LL: YOU CAN DO THERAPY THERE, RIGHT?
Me: Yes, ma’am. Can I take down your number to have our therapist call you back?
LL: AREN’T YOU HIS ASSISTANT? I NEED TO SCHEDULE THERAPY.
Me: Well, our therapist sets his own appointments. I just...
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OG's @ Work
Me: Good morning, Mrs. Smith! How are you and how was your weekend?
Rotten Old Lady Patient: It was terrible, thank you very much.
Me (taken aback): Oh, I’m sorry to -
ROLP: I found out I have arthritis in my spine and (other things I did NOT need to know). How would YOUR weekend be?
Me (thinking): Yikes, lady. Chill.
LATER…
Thirty-Something Giantess Patient: I’m...
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Could you take five minutes and design us a logo?
– (via clientsfromhell)
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OGees @ work...nurse edition.
Nurse: I’m going home to Jamaica to see my husband for 5 weeks.
Me: Oh, that will be nice! Just in time for the holidays.
Nurse: Yes, so I have to get my toes done and get the waxing. Don’t want people to get us confused!
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